Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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