I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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