Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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