For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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