did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. š¦
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
āOn a breakā is implied when itās a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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