Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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