that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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