I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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