Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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