And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm bleeding and have questions
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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