thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize