That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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