I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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