Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he was CRYING into my vagina
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
My dick has a subreddit
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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