My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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