Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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