I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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