You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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