I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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