I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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