8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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