Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i wish my penis had a tongue
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
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