great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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