doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
third nipple confirmed
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Randomize
