That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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