i think i have herpe
just one?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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