I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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