Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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