omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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