one might say we're banned from that church
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I woke up under a house in Key West
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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