Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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