You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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