Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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