What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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