We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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