Me too!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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