We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
