that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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