More tranny stories later!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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