just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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