My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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