Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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