bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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