who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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