She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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