He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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