He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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