that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
