Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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