ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
someone owes me an orgasm
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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