But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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