Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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