I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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